A modern mother was explaining to her little girl about pictures in the family photo album. The mother said, "This is the geneticist with your surrogate Mother and here's your sperm donor and your father's clone. This is me holding you when you were just a frozen embryo." "Who is that?" asked the daughter. "Oh," answered the mother, "The lady with the very troubled look on her face is your aunt. She's the family genealogist." * * * * * Submitted by Bill Beckett [email protected] who writes: "This was sent to me by Pat Mooney [email protected] titled 'Modern Genealogy.'" and published in MISSING LINKS, Vol. 7, No. 12, 24 March 2002. See http://www.petuniapress.com/ * * *