Subject: Some dressing tips for seniors FASHION "NO NO'S" FOR SENIORS Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together: *A nose ring and bifocals *Spiked hair and bald spots *A pierced tongue and dentures * Miniskirts and support hose *Ankle bracelets and corn pads *Speedos and cellulite *A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar *Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor * Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge *Bikinis and liver spots *Short shorts and varicose veins * Inline skates and a walker But, otherwise, WE'RE LOOKIN' GOOD!