--part1_59.c2a3591.2868eee5_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit --part1_59.c2a3591.2868eee5_boundary Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Disposition: inline Return-path: <[email protected]> From: [email protected] Full-name: LinDe1054 Message-ID: <[email protected]> Date: Mon, 25 Jun 2001 11:27:40 EDT Subject: Mom's To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected] MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 138 > > > >> > One afternoon a man came home from work to find total > > > >> > mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, > > > >> > still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with > > > >> > empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the > > > >> > front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as > > > >> > was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the > > > >> > entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been > > > >> > knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one > > > >> > > > > >> > wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a > > > >> > cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with > > > >> > toys and various items of clothing. > > > >> > > > > >> > In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food > > > >> > was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on > > > >> > the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a > > > >> > small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He > > > >> > quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and > > > >> > more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. > > > >> > > > > >> > He was worried she may be ill, or that something > > > >> > serious had happened. > > > >> > > > > >> > He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in > > > >> > the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up > > > >> > at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. > > > >> > > > > >> > He looked at her bewildered and asked,"What happened > > > >> > here today?" > > > >> > > > > >> > She again smiled and answered, "You know every day > > > >> > when you come home from work and ask me what in the > > > >> > world did I do today?" "Yes" was his incredulous > > > >> > reply. > > > >> > She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it." > > > >> > > > > >> > Send this page to another woman . > > > >> > > > > >> > --part1_59.c2a3591.2868eee5_boundary--