My family coat of arms ties at the back ..... is that normal? My family tree died in the last drought. My family tree is full of NOT holes... it's NOT him, it's NOT her!!! My family tree is in the forest, somewhere! My family tree must have been used for firewood. My life has become one large Gedcom!! My problems are all relative. My roots only go down so far, but my branches spread forever! No - yes - maybe - could be - perhaps. Musings of a genealogist. Not tonight dear, I just got the new version of BK! Nothing ventured, nothing gained, no one found! Okay, so I don't descend from anyone... now what? Old Genealogists never die. They just haunt Archives. Olly,olly,oxen free! All hiding ancestors can come out! Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress. Problem with the gene pool- No lifeguard. Pruning the Family Tree is NOT permitted! Research- What I'm doing, when I don't know what I'm doing. Researching (YOUR NAME] anytime, anywhere, any takers;? Searching for lost relatives? Win the Lottery! Searching for roots beats chasing dust bunnies! Sharing genealogy is a rewarding experience! Snoopers welcome! Feel free to provide comments & relatives! So many relatives, so little time. Someday YOU'LL be an ancestor too! Sometimes you find an ancestor hanging from the family tree! Still searching, after all these years! Still trying to decorate my family tree. Take nothing but ancestors, leave nothing but records. The black sheep keeps the best info on the family. Theory of relativity- If you go back far enough, we're all related. There are no answers, only cross-references. There is no such thing as a useless piece of information. Time and Genealogy waits for no man. To a genealogist, everything is relative. Trees without roots fall over. Try genealogy. You can't get fired and you can't quit! We shall find no ancestor before his time. We shall gather at the river (or the genealog _y library if it rains). What do you mean my Birth Certificate expired? What do you mean my grandparents didn't have any kids!?! What have you done with my ancestors' papers?? When tracing ancestors, please stay within the lines! When you marry, your family tree can become a forest. When you search for ancestors, you find great friends! Who's in charge of washing the Family Group Sheets? Whoever said-"Seek andye shall find'was NOT a genealogist! With MY luck, my Family Tree has Root Rot! Your genealogy is never done!!