Genealogy: Chasing your own tale! Genealogy: It's all relative in the end anyway. Genealogy: It's not a hobby, it's an obsession. Genealogy: People collecting people! Genealogy: Search long enough and EVERYONE connects somehow. Genealogy: The marriage of a jigsaw puzzle to a dungeon & dragons game. Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn't. Genealogy- Tracing yourself back to better people. Genealogy- Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living. Give me your tired, your poor ... they're genealogists! God gave us relatives, luckily we can choose our friends! G*d! What a mess this family's in. He ain't heavy--He's my brother's aunt's sister's husband. Hi Ho! Hi Ho! Now where did my ancestors go? How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE ?? Hunting season is all year long in genealogy. I checked out my family tree. Just as I thought... poison ivy! I collect dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin! I finally got it all together. Now where did I put it? I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap. I never steal taglines - I'm a genealogist - I just adopt them. I researched my family tree... apparently I don't exist! I shook my family tree, a bunch of nuts fell out. I think that I shall never see a completed Genealogy! I trace family history so I will know who to blame. I used to have a life, then I started doing genealogy. I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand. I wonder if a "Missing Persons Bulletin" would locate my g-g-grandpa? I'd rather look for dead people than have 'em look for me. I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes. I'm not stuck, I'm Ancestrally challenged. I'm stuck in my family tree & can't get down! If your family tree doesn't fork, you might be a redneck. Is your family tree evergreen or deciduous? Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more! It's hard to be humble with ancestors like mine! Jeanealogy-. the study of LEVIS and WRANGLERS. Just when you think you've found them all, Up pops another! Kinship- it's all relative! Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards. Life, liberty and the right to know who your ancestors are. Looking for needles in haystacks. May all your family trees branch toward the stars! May the Saint of Genealogists Bless You! May you ask the right question of the right person at the right time. Misers are hard to live with but they make great ancestors. Most of my family roots are underground. My ancestors are Copyrighted. You have my permission to use the data. My ancestors are hiding in a witness protection program. My ancestors did WHAT?!?