This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --part0_903903796_boundary Content-ID: <[email protected]_out.mail.aol.com.1> Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII --part0_903903796_boundary Content-ID: <[email protected]_out.mail.aol.com.2> Content-type: message/rfc822 Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit Content-disposition: inline From: [email protected] Return-path: <[email protected]> To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], Bob [email protected] Subject: Fwd: The Errant Tee Shot Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1998 21:53:24 EDT Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: multipart/mixed; boundary="part1_903903796_boundary" --part1_903903796_boundary Content-ID: <[email protected]_out.mail.aol.com.3> Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII --part1_903903796_boundary Content-ID: <[email protected]_out.mail.aol.com.4> Content-type: message/rfc822 Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit Content-disposition: inline Return-Path: <[email protected]> Received: from rly-zb04.mx.aol.com (rly-zb04.mail.aol.com [172.31.41.4]) by air-zb04.mail.aol.com (v49.4) with SMTP; Fri, 21 Aug 1998 23:47:16 -0400 Received: from mustang.fidnet.com (mustang.fidnet.com [205.216.200.10]) by rly-zb04.mx.aol.com (8.8.8/8.8.5/AOL-4.0.0) with ESMTP id XAA12348; Fri, 21 Aug 1998 23:47:11 -0400 (EDT) Received: from computername (rolla-mo-67.fidnet.com [206.28.246.67]) by mustang.fidnet.com (8.8.8/8.8.8) with ESMTP id WAA25332; Fri, 21 Aug 1998 22:46:58 -0500 (CDT) Message-Id: <[email protected]> Reply-To: <[email protected]> From: "The Desk of Fritz" <[email protected]> To: "Liney Helm" <[email protected]>, "Charlie Pettersen" <[email protected]>, "Stephen C Emery#2" <[email protected]>, "Jim Weiss" <[email protected]>, "Spirit" <[email protected]>, "Kathy Warren" <[email protected]>, "Tiny" <[email protected]>, "Jen Doane" <[email protected]>, "Vince Knapp" <[email protected]>, "Charles Rockett" <[email protected]> Subject: The Errant Tee Shot Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1998 22:45:08 -0500 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Priority: 3 X-Mailer: Microsoft Internet Mail 4.70.1161 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-transfer-encoding: quoted-printable The Errant Tee Shot Dan, a young left-handed golfer tees off on the first hole. As is often the case on the first tee, he fails to swing all the way through, thereby slicing his ball a little to the left. It comes to rest in a big patch of buttercups. Having trouble locating it, he tramples most of the buttercups in his efforts. Finally finding his ball, he takes a couple practice swings, chopping off more. The remaining two or three fly out with his divot as he hits the ball. As he leaves the patch in ruins, he sees a great flash, and there he is, facing his maker. A very annoyed God says "Dan, I put that beautiful patch of buttercups there for the enjoyment of all who may pass this way for many years. Because of the horrible deed you have done in destroying my work, I will not allow you to have any more butter the rest of your life." When he finally makes his way up tho the green, his friends notice he is ashen faced and deeply disturbed. Asked why, he relates what had happened. He says, "I guess I'll have to live without butter, and will manage somehow. I'm sure glad I wasn't a little further left though. I would have been in a patch of Pussy Willows!!" --part1_903903796_boundary-- --part0_903903796_boundary--