We're sure that many people will disagree us, and we're not holier-than-thou. But, we find this joke to be offensive and not related to the mailing list topic. If this kind of material will continue to be acceptable on this list, we'll find our geneological information elsewhere. If we wanted to receive vulgar jokes by email, we would have subscribed to such a list. Eric and Lynda Knapp Germantown, MD [email protected] On Sun, 23 Aug 1998 16:23:15 EDT [email protected] writes: > >The Errant Tee Shot > >Dan, a young left-handed golfer tees off on the first hole. As is >often >the case on the first tee, he fails to swing all the way through, >thereby slicing his ball a little to the left. It comes to rest in a >big patch of buttercups. Having trouble locating it, he tramples most >of the buttercups in his efforts. Finally finding his ball, he takes >a >couple practice swings, chopping off more. The remaining two or three >fly out with his divot as he hits the ball. > >As he leaves the patch in ruins, he sees a great flash, and there he >is, >facing his maker. A very annoyed God says "Dan, I put that beautiful >patch of buttercups there for the enjoyment of all who may pass this >way >for many years. Because of the horrible deed you have done in >destroying my work, I will not allow you to have any more butter the >rest of your life." > >When he finally makes his way up tho the green, his friends notice he >is >ashen faced and deeply disturbed. Asked why, he relates what had >happened. He says, "I guess I'll have to live without butter, and >will >manage somehow. I'm sure glad I wasn't a little further left though. >I >would have been in a patch of Pussy Willows!!" > _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866]