Eric A Knapp wrote: > > We're sure that many people will disagree us, and we're not > holier-than-thou. But, we find this joke to be offensive and not related > to the mailing list topic. If this kind of material will continue to be > acceptable on this list, we'll find our geneological information > elsewhere. If we wanted to receive vulgar jokes by email, we would have > subscribed to such a list. > > Eric and Lynda Knapp > Germantown, MD > [email protected] > > On Sun, 23 Aug 1998 16:23:15 EDT [email protected] writes: > > > > >The Errant Tee Shot > > > >Dan, a young left-handed golfer tees off on the first hole. As is > >often > >the case on the first tee, he fails to swing all the way through, > >thereby slicing his ball a little to the left. It comes to rest in a > >big patch of buttercups. Having trouble locating it, he tramples most > >of the buttercups in his efforts. Finally finding his ball, he takes > >a > >couple practice swings, chopping off more. The remaining two or three > >fly out with his divot as he hits the ball. > > > >As he leaves the patch in ruins, he sees a great flash, and there he > >is, > >facing his maker. A very annoyed God says "Dan, I put that beautiful > >patch of buttercups there for the enjoyment of all who may pass this > >way > >for many years. Because of the horrible deed you have done in > >destroying my work, I will not allow you to have any more butter the > >rest of your life." > > > >When he finally makes his way up tho the green, his friends notice he > >is > >ashen faced and deeply disturbed. Asked why, he relates what had > >happened. He says, "I guess I'll have to live without butter, and > >will > >manage somehow. I'm sure glad I wasn't a little further left though. > >I > >would have been in a patch of Pussy Willows!!" > > > > _____________________________________________________________________ > You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. > Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com > Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866 Yes I agree too, please keep it for knapp information only