Dr.Kincaid is this a viable message which i received?Thank you Tom Kinkead ----- Original Message ----- From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Sent: Tuesday, March 01, 2011 9:59 AM Subject: Kinkead Family News Update The Kinkead Family News Newsletter update Kinkead family quiz WHAT PAINFUL EVENT BEFELL THE MOTHER OF WILLIA KINKEAD IN 1827 AT IRELAND. see bottom March Pre-Spring Edition If your name is Thomas Kinkead you're in this Yearbook. Kinkead Family Yearbook now shipping. Our anchor publication about Kinkead Family History and genealogy is The International Kinkead Family Yearbook. Published since 1992, the Yearbook is updated constantly as new information becomes available for the Family. The International Kinkead Family Yearbook is divided into two sections. The first section is topical, containing general information of interest to a family historian. The second section contains Kinkead data. In that section we publish the latest news in Kinkead births, deaths, censuses, marriages, etc. This section is very popular with our readers. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Six Jillion KinkeadAncestors? 4,398,046,511,104 TONS OF ANCESTORS This whole thing got started, as I was looking at an ad for one of those 9 generation Ancestry Charts. A nine-generation chart has 256 great, great, great, great, great grandparents out there - all of which are absolute key players in one's existence. If one of those 128 Great (6) Grandpas didn't go for the twinkle in one of those Great (6) Grandmas' eyes - ! I wink out of existence. These 256 individuals were all living here in the U.S. and Europe around 1808 (20 years per gen eration). Their grandparents had seen indepen dence in 1776. Their grandchildren would live through the CivilWar. I only know the name of 2 of my 256 ancestors nine generations ago, yet they were all absolute key players! It was at this point that I started playing with the computer. Hmm, in 1492 "when Columbus sailed the ocean blue" there were 33,554,432 family members (well, let's just call them key ancestors.) In 1066, William the Conqueror was "doing in" the British Isles and there were 70,368,744,177,664 family ancestors. Hmm, something is wrong here. There weren't that many folks on the earth at that time. Your 47-generation Ancestry Chart probably would have lots and lots of duplicate ancestors. Fred and Alice the Conqueror Kinkead might appear millions of times on the last row of your 47 genera tion chart as their descendants intermarried. Do you know that: If you lined up all these an ces tors head to toe (assuming that they averaged 5 feet in height) that they would make a line 66,630 miles long, weight (at 135 lbs. per Kinkead) would be 4,398,046,511,104 tons!!! [BIRTH]? Oh my goodness.! Mrs Kinkead was kidnapped by a mad scientist who held her in his laboratory against her will and ... 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