OK I didn't want to reveal this, as some people are very sensitive and get real defensive when faced with the truth. So instead of all that, just be glad that Randy shared his research with me. Thank you Randy. You're a good man. In the mid 1700's, in what is now Poland, thirteen odd men escaped from the central insane asylum. They joined a circus, which traveled across Europe. After a long year, three of the men decided they had had enough of scooping elephant poop. Upon reaching the coast, they joined a band of pirates, specifically the Dread Pirate Robert. [Yes, it was the same Pirate Robert made famous by the Princess Bride movie.] One of the insane pirates was not happy. He complained, "If I have to experience any more gore, I'll kill myself." No need said Pirate Robert. Get off my ship. Then Robert kicked him over board. Splash. He swam to shore past hungry sharks. Even though he was covered in blood, he smelled so bad that they rejected him as lunch. Apparently, he had not bathed in years. A young woman saw him lying on the beach. She asked him his name. He mumbled something about gore, kill, gore, blood, kill--gore, pirate, Robert, kill... She asked, "You are Robert Kilgore?" He moaned which she took as an affirmation. From then on the insane pirate, elephant attendant, Franco Subalasky, was known as Robert Kilgore. He settled in Virginia and Pennsylvania. Yes, he had family in both places. He didn't do it on purpose. Although undiagnosed as such, he obviously suffered from multi personality disorder. Also one personality thought he was born 30 years after the other, which confused friends and family. His Virginia family consisted of 5 sons. They were all big talkers and even the ones who slept through the Revolution, boasted of fighting at Kings Mountain. Once the emails were sent, it was accepted as fact. Any questions? Cousin Dennie

I knew the "real" truth would finally come out - and now it has... It helps to explain so many things .... or does it??   %-)      Cousin Nina in Texas - waiting for the hurricane (Ike). --- On Tue, 9/9/08, D Rennow <[email protected]> wrote: From: D Rennow <[email protected]> Subject: [KILGORE] Randy's Version of the Kilgore Family History To: "Kilgore" <[email protected]> Date: Tuesday, September 9, 2008, 9:43 AM OK I didn't want to reveal this, as some people are very sensitive and get real defensive when faced with the truth. So instead of all that, just be glad that Randy shared his research with me. Thank you Randy. You're a good man. In the mid 1700's, in what is now Poland, thirteen odd men escaped from the central insane asylum. They joined a circus, which traveled across Europe. After a long year, three of the men decided they had had enough of scooping elephant poop. Upon reaching the coast, they joined a band of pirates, specifically the Dread Pirate Robert. [Yes, it was the same Pirate Robert made famous by the Princess Bride movie.] One of the insane pirates was not happy. He complained, "If I have to experience any more gore, I'll kill myself." No need said Pirate Robert. Get off my ship. Then Robert kicked him over board. Splash. He swam to shore past hungry sharks. Even though he was covered in blood, he smelled so bad that they rejected him as lunch. Apparently, he had not bathed in years. A young woman saw him lying on the beach. She asked him his name. He mumbled something about gore, kill, gore, blood, kill--gore, pirate, Robert, kill... She asked, "You are Robert Kilgore?" He moaned which she took as an affirmation. From then on the insane pirate, elephant attendant, Franco Subalasky, was known as Robert Kilgore. He settled in Virginia and Pennsylvania. Yes, he had family in both places. He didn't do it on purpose. Although undiagnosed as such, he obviously suffered from multi personality disorder. Also one personality thought he was born 30 years after the other, which confused friends and family. His Virginia family consisted of 5 sons. They were all big talkers and even the ones who slept through the Revolution, boasted of fighting at Kings Mountain. Once the emails were sent, it was accepted as fact. Any questions? Cousin Dennie ------------------------------- To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message