In reply to your email Dennie, I got as far as the elephant poop and a bolt of lightening hit and knocked out the power. I mean I saw fire dancing outside. That puppy hit real close by. I have two poodles who are not leaving my side. Was that bolt of lightening a sign??? ;-))) It is not wonder that things are so messed up with these interesting story tellers. Gail On 9/9/08, D Rennow <[email protected]> wrote: > > OK I didn't want to reveal this, as some people are very sensitive and > get real defensive when faced with the truth. So instead of all that, > just be glad that Randy shared his research with me. Thank you Randy. > You're a good man. > > In the mid 1700's, in what is now Poland, thirteen odd men escaped from > the central insane asylum. They joined a circus, which traveled across > Europe. After a long year, three of the men decided they had had enough > of scooping elephant poop. Upon reaching the coast, they joined a band > of pirates, specifically the Dread Pirate Robert. [Yes, it was the same > Pirate Robert made famous by the Princess Bride movie.] > > One of the insane pirates was not happy. He complained, "If I have to > experience any more gore, I'll kill myself." No need said Pirate > Robert. Get off my ship. Then Robert kicked him over board. Splash. > > He swam to shore past hungry sharks. Even though he was covered in > blood, he smelled so bad that they rejected him as lunch. Apparently, > he had not bathed in years. > > A young woman saw him lying on the beach. She asked him his name. He > mumbled something about gore, kill, gore, blood, kill--gore, pirate, > Robert, kill... She asked, "You are Robert Kilgore?" He moaned which > she took as an affirmation. From then on the insane pirate, elephant > attendant, Franco Subalasky, was known as Robert Kilgore. > > He settled in Virginia and Pennsylvania. Yes, he had family in both > places. He didn't do it on purpose. Although undiagnosed as such, he > obviously suffered from multi personality disorder. Also one > personality thought he was born 30 years after the other, which confused > friends and family. > > His Virginia family consisted of 5 sons. They were all big talkers and > even the ones who slept through the Revolution, boasted of fighting at > Kings Mountain. Once the emails were sent, it was accepted as fact. > > Any questions? > > Cousin Dennie > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without the > quotes in the subject and the body of the message >

Were you accepting the story or questioning it as you read? My guess is questioning, thus the lightening. It was a warning. Don't question Randy! Gail you must be careful. Randy is very powerful. Gail Kilgore wrote: > In reply to your email Dennie, I got as far as the elephant poop and a bolt > of lightening hit and knocked out the power. I mean I saw fire dancing > outside. That puppy hit real close by. > > I have two poodles who are not leaving my side. Was that bolt of lightening > a sign??? ;-))) > > It is not wonder that things are so messed up with these interesting story > tellers. > > Gail > > > On 9/9/08, D Rennow <[email protected]> wrote: > >> OK I didn't want to reveal this, as some people are very sensitive and >> get real defensive when faced with the truth. So instead of all that, >> just be glad that Randy shared his research with me. Thank you Randy. >> You're a good man. >> >> In the mid 1700's, in what is now Poland, thirteen odd men escaped from >> the central insane asylum. They joined a circus, which traveled across >> Europe. After a long year, three of the men decided they had had enough >> of scooping elephant poop. Upon reaching the coast, they joined a band >> of pirates, specifically the Dread Pirate Robert. [Yes, it was the same >> Pirate Robert made famous by the Princess Bride movie.] >> >> One of the insane pirates was not happy. He complained, "If I have to >> experience any more gore, I'll kill myself." No need said Pirate >> Robert. Get off my ship. Then Robert kicked him over board. Splash. >> >> He swam to shore past hungry sharks. Even though he was covered in >> blood, he smelled so bad that they rejected him as lunch. Apparently, >> he had not bathed in years. >> >> A young woman saw him lying on the beach. She asked him his name. He >> mumbled something about gore, kill, gore, blood, kill--gore, pirate, >> Robert, kill... She asked, "You are Robert Kilgore?" He moaned which >> she took as an affirmation. From then on the insane pirate, elephant >> attendant, Franco Subalasky, was known as Robert Kilgore. >> >> He settled in Virginia and Pennsylvania. Yes, he had family in both >> places. He didn't do it on purpose. Although undiagnosed as such, he >> obviously suffered from multi personality disorder. Also one >> personality thought he was born 30 years after the other, which confused >> friends and family. >> >> His Virginia family consisted of 5 sons. They were all big talkers and >> even the ones who slept through the Revolution, boasted of fighting at >> Kings Mountain. Once the emails were sent, it was accepted as fact. >> >> Any questions? >> >> Cousin Dennie >> >> >> ------------------------------- >> To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to >> [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without the >> quotes in the subject and the body of the message >> >> > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message > >