WOW! Charles R. (Bob) Shaw 2425 Sherwin Dr. Twinsburg Ohio 44087 fax 330 963 6858 cell 330 247 8543 phone 330 425 8819 [email protected] [email protected] www.engineeredspecialproducts.com ----- Original Message ----- From: "D Rennow" <[email protected]> To: "Kilgore" <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, September 09, 2008 3:43 PM Subject: [KILGORE] Randy's Version of the Kilgore Family History > OK I didn't want to reveal this, as some people are very sensitive and > get real defensive when faced with the truth. So instead of all that, > just be glad that Randy shared his research with me. Thank you Randy. > You're a good man. > > In the mid 1700's, in what is now Poland, thirteen odd men escaped from > the central insane asylum. They joined a circus, which traveled across > Europe. After a long year, three of the men decided they had had enough > of scooping elephant poop. Upon reaching the coast, they joined a band > of pirates, specifically the Dread Pirate Robert. [Yes, it was the same > Pirate Robert made famous by the Princess Bride movie.] > > One of the insane pirates was not happy. He complained, "If I have to > experience any more gore, I'll kill myself." No need said Pirate > Robert. Get off my ship. Then Robert kicked him over board. Splash. > > He swam to shore past hungry sharks. Even though he was covered in > blood, he smelled so bad that they rejected him as lunch. Apparently, > he had not bathed in years. > > A young woman saw him lying on the beach. She asked him his name. He > mumbled something about gore, kill, gore, blood, kill--gore, pirate, > Robert, kill... She asked, "You are Robert Kilgore?" He moaned which > she took as an affirmation. From then on the insane pirate, elephant > attendant, Franco Subalasky, was known as Robert Kilgore. > > He settled in Virginia and Pennsylvania. Yes, he had family in both > places. He didn't do it on purpose. Although undiagnosed as such, he > obviously suffered from multi personality disorder. Also one > personality thought he was born 30 years after the other, which confused > friends and family. > > His Virginia family consisted of 5 sons. They were all big talkers and > even the ones who slept through the Revolution, boasted of fighting at > Kings Mountain. Once the emails were sent, it was accepted as fact. > > Any questions? > > Cousin Dennie > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without the > quotes in the subject and the body of the message >