----- Original Message ----- From: "Boortz, Douglas" <DBoortz@admin.fsu.edu> To: <KILGORE-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Saturday, July 14, 2001 5:56 AM Subject: {not a subscriber} RE: [KILGORE] Genealogy :) > That's to funny! What's Up. J.C. is in the NAVY, he reported to Great > Lakes, Ill. on June 29th. He said, he loves his new hair cut. > > -----Original Message----- > From: Jenna Scott [mailto:jenna@hot.rr.com] > Sent: Monday, June 25, 2001 4:18 PM > To: KILGORE-L@rootsweb.com > Subject: [KILGORE] Genealogy :) > > > Thought some you might find this interesting. It fits several of my lines > to a T:) > Jenna > > > > NEW DNA EVIDENCE > > Copyright 2000 by Fredric Z. Saunders > > Scientists at the National Academy for the Study of UFO's have recently > confirmed the existence of the "UFO chromosome." While most genealogists are > aware of the x chromosome, passed from one female generation to the next, > and > the y chromosome, from which it is possible to determine descent in an > uninterrupted male lineage from a common ancestor, the "UFO chromosome" had > previously been only speculation. Working with DNA recovered from the aliens > of > the Roswell, New Mexico crash, the scientists have discovered the "UFO > chromosome" is also present in some humans. This discovery confirms that > aliens > have been breeding with humans for centuries, and beaming their progeny back > to > earth. > > For the "low" price of $10,000, they will test your DNA to see if you > possess > the "UFO chromosome." While the test will not tell WHICH ancestor had the > "UFO > chromosome," there are several ways to identify that ancestor. > > For those ancestors to conceal their identity: > > 1. They moved every few years, never spending long at one location. > > 2. They were the only person of that surname in the county. > > 3. The county clerk who was also an alien, assured that your ancestor's > marriage bond would "accidentally" be lost, their deeds set aside and never > recorded, and their entire probate file would > turn up "missing" even though indexes say it once existed. > > 4. The census taker would either not list them, OR he would list them > twice, > with slight differences, causing quarrels among descendants whether they are > the > > same person or not. > > 5. The family Bible was sent "west" with the youngest unmarried daughter, > where > > she married a "Mr. Smith." > > 6. The family cemetery was sold to outsiders, who used the headstones to > make a > > sidewalk. > > 7. The church they joined did not believe in recording vital statistics. > > 8. They started rumors of how they were related to someone famous, causing > descendants to search the wrong family. > > 9. They started rumors of how they were born in England, arrived in > Virginia > with two brothers (one of whom was born in France, the other in Sweden). To > conceal their identity, one brother moved to > Georgia, the other to Maine, while they remained in Virginia. > > 10. And, when all else failed and they were about to be discovered, the > county > court house would "accidentally" burn. > > If you can prove your ancestor was beamed down by aliens, Halbert's of Bath, > Ohio has recently prepared a family history of the Alien family, complete > with > the Alien coat of arms, which you will be proud to display over your > fireplace. > > > > > ==== KILGORE Mailing List ==== > Our Kilgore List archives may be searched at > http://searches.rootsweb.com/cgi-bin/listsearch.pl > > >