DOROTHY invented those little table-thingies they stick in pizzas now to keep the stuff from sticking to the top of the pizza box. You can learn more about her at Table-thingie.com. CINDY models winter coats for L.L. Bean in the wintertime, then spends the rest of her days on Atlantic City beaches selling lemonade for the Red Cross. BILLY is a golf ball dimple dolly. He works for MaxFli pressing dimples in their golf balls. He recently received an industry award, the "Dimple Dollies Lifetime Impression Award". DONNA, (WHOM WE'RE NOT HEARING ENOUGH FROM LATELY!!!!!), is the founder and CEO of Victoria's Secret. She gets a lot of emails from the men on the list. (Of course, as a seminary graduate, I've never actually SEEN a Victoria's Secret catalog, just heard about them from Allen and Billy.) SHIRLEY recently gave up her career as a NASCAR pit mechanic to pursue her lifelong goal as a dancer in RIVERDANCE! (Not to be confused with our own group, QUIVERDANCE (see archives). ORA JANE is the Leftover Distribution Specialist for Emeril Live! on the Food Network. ROY is Fidel Castro's barber. DAISY is the voice you hear on most phones in America when you keep them off the hook too long..."If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and dial again." EUNICE is a 'dirty-tactics' specialist for the AARP political lobby. PAIGE is Mick Jagger's sister, and is the mattress manufacturer's post-sale tag attachment inspector. So, do not remove under penalty of law! Well, I could tell you about the rest, but that's enough for now. Okay, maybe one more...Nina is the back-up singer who does the "Doo doo doo doos" for that all-time famous hit Mr. Sandman. So, to be inducted as a full member into this sedate group, please read the next email...