Here are the top ten searches on the Kilgore-L archives, based on a telephone survey conducted between 2 and 3 a.m. on August 14, 2001. (Results are not statistically significant beyond the hundredth decimal point...) 10. OLD Allen Atkinson 9. the incredible hunk 8. tin foil 7. pizza delivery person 6. wagon train 5. quiverdance 4. pickle flute 3. all-girl-port-a-potty-echo-and-percussion-show 2. respectfully 1. PURPLE BOXER SHORTS Those ten terms accurately reflect the state of the Kilgore household as it has gradually drifted down to us culturally over the centuries. In my never-ending efforts to educate the newcomers, I remain Respectfully! Randy