EVERYONE MUST READ THIS! REMEMBER LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL! Ramona ps Take heed Richard and Carl! ----- Original Message ----- From: Hankins <khankins@earthlink.net> To: <KENTUCKY-LEGENDS-L@folklore.rootsweb.com> Sent: Sunday, September 19, 1999 11:00 AM Subject: [KYL&F] A giggle to start your afternoon... > This has nothing to do with Folklore or Legends, or anything else we discuss. I just found it amusing. > > Kim > > To Technical Support: > > > > > > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the > > new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space > > and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the > > product brochure In addition, wife 1.0 installs itself into all other > > programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all > > other system activity. > > > > Applications such as Poker night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday > > Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can > not > > seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my > > other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend > > 7.0, but un-install does not work on this program. > > > > Can you help me, please? > > > > > > Thanks Joe > > > > Dear Joe : > > > > This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a > > primary misconception. Many people upgrade from girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 > > with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" > > program. > > > > Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run > > everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still > > convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system > > would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is > > impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the > > system once installed. > > > > You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to > do > > this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with > > more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under > > "Warnings-Alimony /Child Support." > > > > I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife > > 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section > > regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all > > responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their > > cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command > > C:\APOLOGIZE. > > In any case avoid excessive use of the "Esc" key because ultimately you > will >have to give the > > APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The > > system will run smooth as long as you take the blame for all the PS. Wife > > 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. > > > > Consider buying addition software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. > I > > recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances, > > install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application > > for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating > > system. > > > > Best of luck > > Tech Support > >