I was also offended by the so called "cute" story. Linda McDowell. Duane and Valerie Kelly wrote: > My mother-in-law gave me this many years ago and I was going thru things > tonight and found it and thought I would post this to the list. > > Ona my firsta day inna America I go outa to eata breakfast. I aska the > waitress for coffee ana two pisses of toast, but she bringa me only one > poss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She tella me toa go to the toilet. I > tella her she no understand. I wanna two piss ona the table. she tella me > "You better not wanna piss ona the table you sonna bitch" > > I justa met her ana she calla me a sonna bitch. > > After that I goa out ana decide to lata bunch. The waitress bringa me a knif > ana spoon but no fock. I tella the waitress I wanna fock. she tella me > "Everyone wanna fock." I tella her she noa understand me. I wanna fock ona > table. she say You better not wanna fock ona table, you sonna bitch." > > I decida to go backa to my hotel. I finda that my bed hasa only onea sheet. > I tella the manager I wanna sheet. He tella me toa go toa the toilet. I sana > "You noa understand me. I wanna sheet ona my bed." He tella me "Youa better > nota sheet ona the bed, you sonna bitch." > > I walk outa the door anna someone saya "Peace on youa," Soa I saya "Pissona > you, you sonna bitch" tomorrow I go back to Italy. > dkelly@nebi.com > > -- > [This message was sent using an evaluation copy of > IMail Server for Windows NT, a product of Ipswitch, Inc.] > > ==== KELLEY Mailing List ==== > Have you had success through your KELLEY/KELLY contacts? Let us know the GOOD NEWS!