> The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units > manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious > defect in the primary and central component of the heart. > > This is due to a willful malfunction in the original prototype > units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of > the same defect in all subsequent units. > > This defect has been technically termed, > "Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality," or more commonly known > as SIN, as it is primarily expressed. > > Some other symptoms: > > [a] Loss of direction > [b] Foul vocal emissions > [c] Amnesia of origin > [d] Lack of peace and joy > [e] Selfish or violent behavior > [f] Depression or confusion in the mental component > [g] Fearfulness > [h] Idolatry > [i] Rebellion > > The Manufacturer, Who is neither liable nor at fault for this > defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free > of charge to correct this SIN defect. > > The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to > bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. > There is no additional fee required. > > The toll free number to call for repair in all areas is: > P-R-A-Y-E-R. > > Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the > REPENTANCE procedure. > > Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into > the heart component. > > No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, > Jesus will replace it with: > > [a] Love > [b] Joy > [c] Peace > [d] Patience > [e] Kindness > [f] Goodness > [g] Faithfulness > [h] Gentleness > [i] Self-control > > Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details > on the use of these fixes. > > As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all > repaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring and > assistance from a resident Maintenance Technician, > The Holy Ghost. > > Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He will take up > permanent residence on the premises! > > WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without > correction voids the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit > to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in > the human unit being permanently impounded. > > For free emergency service, call on JESUS. > > DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall > action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. > The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to > prevent contamination of that facility. > > Thank you for your attention. __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? New DSL Internet Access from SBC & Yahoo! http://sbc.yahoo.com