HA!! Some good ones here...... Patti Jobe Genealogy One-liners My family coat of arms ties at the back ... is that normal? My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated. My ancestors must be in a witness protection program! Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall! How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?! I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap ... I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged. I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me? Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more! It's 2001 ... Do you know where your G-G-Grandparents are? Am I the only person up my tree ... sure seems like it. Any family tree produces lemons, nuts, and a few bad apples. Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree? Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide ... I seek! Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people. "Crazy" is a relative term in my family. A pack rat is hard to live with but makes a fine ancestor. I Should have asked them BEFORE they died! I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days. I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower. Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress. Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools! Many a family tree needs pruning. Shhh! Be very, very quiet ... I'm hunting forebears. Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors! Documentation ... The hardest part of genealogy. I researched my family tree ... and apparently I don't exist!