Here is another one, I promise last one tonight at least!!!! Regina Escaping through Pakistan While escaping through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle in the sand and picked it up. Suddenly a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant your wish?" "You ignorant, unworthy daughter of a dog!" barked Bin Laden.  "Don't you know who I am?  I need nothing from a woman like you!" The shocked genie said, "Please, sire, I must grant you a wish, or I will be returned to that bottle forever!" Osama thought a moment, grumbling about the woman's impertinence. Finally he said, "Very well, I want to awaken in the morning with three white women in my bed.  Now be off with you!" The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbit, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance. God is good.