Subject: The Southern Way                                     South Carolina redneck passed away and left his entire      > > estate in trust for his beloved widow. She can't touch      > > it until she's fourteen.      > >      > > Folks in Georgia now go to the movies in groups of 18      > > or more. They were told "17 and under are not      > > admitted."      > >      > > They have just raised the minimum drinking age in      > > Tennessee to 32! It seems they want to keep alcohol      > > out of the high schools.      > >      > > It's true! In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw" are      > > called documentaries.      > >      > > You know you're staying in a Kentucky hotel when you      > > call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my      > > sink" and the person at the front desk says, "Go      > > ahead! You paid for the room."      > >      > > How can you tell if a South Carolina redneck is      > > married? There's dried snuff spit on both sides of      > > his pickup truck.      > >      > > Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery.      > > Yeah, the winner gets $3 a year for a million years.      > >      > > Recently, the Governor's Mansion in Little Rock,      > > Arkansas burned down. In fact, it pert' near took out      > > the whole trailer park.      > >      > > A law recently changed in South Carolina now states:      > > "When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother      > > and sister."      > >      > > An Alabama state trooper stopped a pickup truck.      > > He asked the driver, "Got any ID?"      > > The driver said, "Bout what?"