18 Aug 1860 Jacob LEAL, labourer, charged with suffering his family to become chargeable to Guardians of Poor William MUNDELL, of West Cowes, carpenter, assaulting police in execution of duty, fined 17s William HARDY, of Ventnor, labourer, theft of a towel, discharged as prosecution did not appear Henry JACOBS, labourer, embezzling 3s the property of Dr PORTER of Godshill, 1 month hard labour P.C JOLLIFFE , drunk and disorderly on a Sunday night fined 10s Angela Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig. All mail scanned with AVAST 2008 No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced