http://tycoon-fx.com/facebook_xml.php?ygdlk792luigbii barbisbell BarbHale ============== Today storm Animus rocked California, Nevada, Massachusetts, and Washington, DC. "It looked like a giant maelstrom of hate," said an eye witness, after we gave the lameass a script. Scientists are still arguing about how the storm managed to cover such a diverse geographic area in such a short time. Experts suggested Netscape, Windows 95, or news about Bill Gates as likely factors, as they've been seen to motivate storms in the past. However, Dr. Buttmunch said, "We've analyzed the pattern of the storm, and preliminary reports are there was no computer angst involved in its formation." His colleagues find this laughable. This just in: several federal buildings have been leveled! However, none of the national monuments were damaged. Reports that two small children named "Banks" were seen gleefully flying over DC have been attributed to urban myths about the fictitious character Mary Poppins. Fuck. That ended happy. I can't even rant well today. %