I've never heard it called a "dignity" before, but I hope it wasn't too sore the next day. Janet On 4/19/07, Cara_Links <[email protected]> wrote: > Well as the list is slow, I thought I would tell you what has come to my ears via the grapevine of life. > > I hear that down in Wexford there is to be a pantomine and one of our listers, has taken a leading part. > So late one night in the dead of night, > all was still the house was quiet, everyone else was sleeping, > not even a mouse was stirring, no wind in the trees nothing. > Not even the never ending rain was falling. > Everyone was snoring and enjoying the quiet. > > SO......... > > He decides to practice his part, by the way that is "Humpty Dumpty sat on A Computer Chair' > and would you believe it the house awoke to a resounding crash, and I believe it was heard at the Whitford Roundabout ( Many miles away) , but the words that left his mouth, were not fitting for this pantomine, or for this email. > > His wife hit the floor barefooted and frightened, his son arrived in great despair, wringing their hands, and trying not to die of laughter > For there sat this well known lister in his computer chair with no legs to support it, > and if anyone has met or knows he is as short and as round as Humpty Dumpty, there he sat, with his little short legs stuck under the Computer desk , and the seat of the chair stuck to his ( guess), his wife and son, in great mirth, set to the task of removing the chair seat, many minutes later, or was that hours, they did in fact think they would have to send for a oxy torch, but that would have heated the seat of the problem > But I guess if you were not there to see the fun you can only guess it was a bit of a Newsom for the son and wife to remove this chair. > Eventually success was gained. > > So now the story goes only his dignity was hurt, and as I smile and say, > > Well alls well that ended well, ( no pun intended Lol) > and that is the END > > Guess I will get a baking, but thats life folk down in Wexford, where the Panto has been rescheduled for another year. > > Cara > Belly laughing all the way to the mail box > > > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message >