Clonmel Chronicle June 21st 1865. Extracts of Everything. A Lady, condemning the wearing of moustaches, declared, "It is one of the fashions I set my face against". One of the latest inventions for which a patent has lately been taken out is the shaking of carpets by steam. "Todays Times", said a boy selling papers last Saturday on the South-Western line; upon which a passenger, attempting a witticism, cried out, "Whats the use of to-days paper". I'll give you a shilling for tomorrow's paper, and the boy immediately handed him "The Sunday Times". The passenger refused to give him more than sixpence, but his fellow traveller made him keep his word, and he gave the sharp-witted boy the shilling. True to a hair.; A somewhat juvenile dandy said to a fair partner at a Ball. "Don't you think Miss, my moustachios are becoming". To which she replied, "Well, Sir, they may be coming, but they have not yet arrived. Mary