I'ts been a busy week hope it's not too late for this joke. Smiles. Georgia, Albuquerque, NM > An Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. > Upon her return, her father cussed her;  " Where have you been all this > time, you ingrate!    Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how > you were doing?  Why didn't you call? You little tramp!  Don't you know what > you put your Mum through??!!"   > > The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..." > > "WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner!  You're a disgrace to > this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"   > > "OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur coat, > title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account certificate > for #5 million. For my little brother, this gold  Rolex, and for  you Daddy the > spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's  parked outside > plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath)...an > invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on > board my new yacht in the Riviera, and..." > > "Now what was it you said you had become? > > " Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad! ... Sniff, sniff" > > "Oh! Be Jesus! - You scared me half to death, girl!  I thought you said "a > Protestant". Come here and give your old man a hug!" > >