IRISH DOG Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only his pet, an Irish Setter, for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, my dog is dead, could ya' be sayin' a Mass for the poor creature? Father Mooney replied, "Im afraid not, we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new denomination down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature. Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?" Father Mooney exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya' tell me the dog was Catholic?" Regards to all... Mary