My favorite!! DOC from PA, USA A man walked into a bar in Boston MA, USA and said , "Bartender, A Jameson with a Guiness chaser, if you please! A drunk at the end of the bar picked his head up and said, " Laddy, Is that an Irish brogue that I'm hearin now?" Said the first "Yes, it is, sir. I'm from the olde sod", I am! The drunk said "Sweet Jashus, man, I too am from the olde sod. Bartender, another Jameson and Guiness for me and for my friend from the olde sod, please!" And they each downed them rapidly! Said the first, "And what part of the olde sod are you from lad?" The drunk replied, "From Dublin, I am, sir!" Said the first, "Glory be to Gawd, man, I, too am from Dublin! Bartender! A Jameson and Guiness for me and for my friend from the olde sod of Dublin!" And they each downed them rapidly! The drunk asked, "And where abouts in Dublin are you from now, lad?" Said the first, "From OConnell Street in Dublin of the olde sod, sir!" The drunk exclaimed, "Jasus, Mary and Joseph! I too am from OConnell street in Dublin of the olde sod! Bartender! Another Jameson and Guiness for me and for my new friend from OConnell Street in Dublin of the olde sod!" And they each downed them rapidly! When each had finished, the drunk asked, "And where on OConnell Street in Dublin of the olde sod did you live, sir?" Said the first, "212 and a half OConnell Street!" The drunk exclaimed, "On me mother's grave, tiz a miracle, laddy. I too am from 212 and a half OConnell Street! Bartender another...." At this point the bartender yelled downstairs where the supplies were kept and said, "Sean can you be bringin' up a new case of Jameson and Guiness quickly to me now?" The reply came back asking, "What, you must have a big crowd up there tonight, Shamus!" The bartender replied, "No, Sean! It's just the McCleary twins. They're drunk again!!!"