Over here, in very sunny South Africa, my family loved it too. I couldn't stop giggling when I got to the end. On 25 January 2011 00:52, Elizabeth Dow <[email protected]> wrote: > Thanks Guys! I really appreciate your responses. I was not sure that anyone > would like it...and I was even more sure that you all had read it before. I > posted it to my Facebook page too. > > On Mon, Jan 24, 2011 at 5:46 PM, diane lavazza <[email protected] > >wrote: > > > HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That was great. > > > > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without the > quotes in the subject and the body of the message >

Here in very snowy New England we loved it too!  Judy --- On Tue, 1/25/11, monica sutherland <[email protected]> wrote: From: monica sutherland <[email protected]> Subject: Re: [IRL-LIMERICK] Humor Week To: [email protected] Date: Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 9:02 AM Over here, in very sunny South Africa, my family loved it too. I couldn't stop giggling when I got to the end. On 25 January 2011 00:52, Elizabeth Dow <[email protected]> wrote: > Thanks Guys! I really appreciate your responses. I was not sure that anyone > would like it...and I was even more sure that you all had read it before. I > posted it to my Facebook page too. > > On Mon, Jan 24, 2011 at 5:46 PM, diane lavazza <[email protected] > >wrote: > > > HAHAHAHAHAHA!!  That was great. > > > > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without the > quotes in the subject and the body of the message > ------------------------------- To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message

Here's one you might enjoy and I hope nobody is offended. *Old Timer Sex* The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, 'this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.' So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.' On 25 January 2011 14:17, judith gilmore <[email protected]> wrote: > Here in very snowy New England we loved it too! > > Judy > > --- On Tue, 1/25/11, monica sutherland <[email protected]> wrote: > > From: monica sutherland <[email protected]> > Subject: Re: [IRL-LIMERICK] Humor Week > To: [email protected] > Date: Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 9:02 AM > > Over here, in very sunny South Africa, my family loved it too. I couldn't > stop giggling when I got to the end. > > On 25 January 2011 00:52, Elizabeth Dow <[email protected]> wrote: > > > Thanks Guys! I really appreciate your responses. I was not sure that > anyone > > would like it...and I was even more sure that you all had read it before. > I > > posted it to my Facebook page too. > > > > On Mon, Jan 24, 2011 at 5:46 PM, diane lavazza <[email protected] > > >wrote: > > > > > HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That was great. > > > > > > > > > > ------------------------------- > > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > > [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without > the > > quotes in the subject and the body of the message > > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without the > quotes in the subject and the body of the message > > > > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without the > quotes in the subject and the body of the message >

hahahahaha!!  Great one.  My Limerick friends are giving me a supply of jokes that I can share with my Red Hat ladies for the next few months!!  Thank you!! --- On Tue, 1/25/11, JJ Woods <[email protected]> wrote: From: JJ Woods <[email protected]> Subject: Re: [IRL-LIMERICK] Humor Week To: [email protected] Date: Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 9:43 AM Here's one you might enjoy and I hope nobody is offended. *Old Timer Sex* The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, 'this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.' So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.' On 25 January 2011 14:17, judith gilmore <[email protected]> wrote: > Here in very snowy New England we loved it too! > >  Judy > > --- On Tue, 1/25/11, monica sutherland <[email protected]> wrote: > > From: monica sutherland <[email protected]> > Subject: Re: [IRL-LIMERICK] Humor Week > To: [email protected] > Date: Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 9:02 AM > > Over here, in very sunny South Africa, my family loved it too. I couldn't > stop giggling when I got to the end. > > On 25 January 2011 00:52, Elizabeth Dow <[email protected]> wrote: > > > Thanks Guys! I really appreciate your responses. I was not sure that > anyone > > would like it...and I was even more sure that you all had read it before. > I > > posted it to my Facebook page too. > > > > On Mon, Jan 24, 2011 at 5:46 PM, diane lavazza <[email protected] > > >wrote: > > > > > HAHAHAHAHAHA!!  That was great. > > > > > > > > > > ------------------------------- > > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > > [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without > the > > quotes in the subject and the body of the message > > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without the > quotes in the subject and the body of the message > > > > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without the > quotes in the subject and the body of the message > ------------------------------- To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message