Hi Ray et al: See? There's a great deal of information available to those who communicate with ghosts. Unfortunately, my blood relative ghosts don't speak English. It's something like German but not. The Sweeney ghosts [unless carrying an axe] are generally harmless folk and wouldn't bother anybody. Amish ghosts generally have a sense of humor and are most easy to get along with but the "thee", "thou" and "thine" are converted into a sort of Pennsylvania Yiddish like zee, das und dem. Bi-location is OK. I really can't comment on "doddling" old geezers unless you might be referring to some of my friends in the Veteran's wing of the Palmer Odd Fellows Home? Well time for a nap. Love, Jack Sweeney, coming to you from -- etc.