----- Original Message ----- From: Ronald Wilson To: Albert Deiss ; Billy Bramhall ; cafritz ; Dianne Wilson ; Gerard Wilson ; Gerhard Grosse ; Jimmy Bramhall ; Keith Davies ; Richard Marson ; Robert French ; Warren Ford Sent: Monday, June 14, 2004 3:38 PM Subject: Fw: anger management] ----- Original Message ----- From: Hilda Bennett To: Barry Gardner ; Bernard Wilson ; Brian Leith ; John Pullin ; Peter Knight ; Rich ; Ron Wilson Sent: Monday, June 14, 2004 1:28 PM Subject: FW: anger management] -----Original Message----- From: Paul Bennett [mailto:paul@propertyprogress.com] Sent: 11 June 2004 10:21 To: barbarabaron3@aol.com; barry.w.collins@bt.com; bjorn_justnes@mentorg.com; edgeofreality@hotmail.com; gail.havelin@virgin.net; george@irwellpress.co.uk; gilly.dougy@virgin.net; hiddley@prismconnection.com; john.pullin@which.net; stevelouch@yahoo.co.uk; kforge@mantissaconsulting.com.au; m.collins@fmw.co.uk; mike@prismconnection.com; aoakman@aol.com; paps@supanet.com; legonsx3@aol.com; pt.e@btopenworld.com; prestige@compwest.net.au; roisin@mmillsy.fsnet.co.uk; l_bennett@newmarket-groupco.uk; suzanne1803@blueyonder.co.uk; karob@dircon.co.uk Subject: FW: anger management] You will absolutely love this!! > When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to >take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it >out on someone you don't know. > >I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten >to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying >"Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with >Robin Carter?" Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't >believe that anyone could be so rude. > >I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed >the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I >decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered >the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. > >I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it >in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or >had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It >always cheered me up. > >When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' >calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this >is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're >familiar with our Caller ID Program?" He yelled "NO!" and slammed down >the phone. > >I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" > >One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. >Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had >patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting >for that spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his >car window, so I wrote down his number. > >A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had >his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW >asshole, too. > >I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" > >"Yes, it is." > >"Can you tell me where I can see it?" > >"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the >car's parked right out in front." > >"What's your name?" I asked. > >"My name is Don Hansen," he said. > >"When's a good time to catch you, Don?" > >"I'm home every evening after five." > >"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" > >"Yes?" > >"Don, you're an asshole." Then I hung up, and added his number to my >speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. > >But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it >used to be. So, I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1. > >"Hello." > >"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.) > >"Are you still there?" he asked. > >"Yeah," I said. > >"Stop calling me," he screamed. > >"Make me," I said. > >"Who are you?" he asked. > >"My name is Don Hansen." > >"Yeah? Where do you live?" > >"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house, with my >black Beamer parked in front." > >He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start >saying your prayers." > >I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole." > >Then I called Asshole #2. "Hello?" he said. > >"Hello, asshole," I said. > >He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." > >"You'll what?" I said. > >"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed. > >I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." > >Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived >at 1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way over there to kill >my gay lover. > >Then I called Channel 13 News about the gang war going down on West >34th Street. > >I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street. There I saw >two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad >cars, a police helicopter and a news crew. > >NOW I feel much better. Anger management really works. -- Michael Drummond (Alberta, Canada) mdrumins@supernet.ab.ca <mailto:mdrumins@supernet.ab.ca> mdrumins@yahoo.com <mailto:mdrumins@yahoo.com> Ph.: 780-922-3835 Fax: 780-922-3835 (phone first) or 780-433-7717 (attn. Chris for Michael Drummond) This e-mail transmission is intended only for the use of the person(s) to whom it is addressed and may be privileged, confidential and exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the intended recipient please do not copy or convey this message to any other person but delete this message and notify us via e-mail to stuart.kedward@theshieldguardingcompany.co.uk -- It shall be understood by the recipients that conclusions, opinions and other information contained in the above e-mail not relating to the official scope of business of The Shield Guarding Company Limited shall be deemed not to have been given or endorsed by The Shield Guarding Company Limited. -- The Shield Guarding Company Limited -- Tel: 0207 582 6975 Fax: 0207 820 0241 www.theshieldguardingcompany.co.uk Well??? Paul&Sabina

What does this have to do with County Cavan? -----Original Message----- From: WARREN FORD [mailto:FORDS@peoplepc.com] Sent: Monday, June 14, 2004 12:57 PM To: IRL-CAVAN-L@rootsweb.com Subject: [IRL-CAVAN] Fw: anger management] ----- Original Message ----- From: Ronald Wilson To: Albert Deiss ; Billy Bramhall ; cafritz ; Dianne Wilson ; Gerard Wilson ; Gerhard Grosse ; Jimmy Bramhall ; Keith Davies ; Richard Marson ; Robert French ; Warren Ford Sent: Monday, June 14, 2004 3:38 PM Subject: Fw: anger management] ----- Original Message ----- From: Hilda Bennett To: Barry Gardner ; Bernard Wilson ; Brian Leith ; John Pullin ; Peter Knight ; Rich ; Ron Wilson Sent: Monday, June 14, 2004 1:28 PM Subject: FW: anger management] -----Original Message----- From: Paul Bennett [mailto:paul@propertyprogress.com] Sent: 11 June 2004 10:21 To: barbarabaron3@aol.com; barry.w.collins@bt.com; bjorn_justnes@mentorg.com; edgeofreality@hotmail.com; gail.havelin@virgin.net; george@irwellpress.co.uk; gilly.dougy@virgin.net; hiddley@prismconnection.com; john.pullin@which.net; stevelouch@yahoo.co.uk; kforge@mantissaconsulting.com.au; m.collins@fmw.co.uk; mike@prismconnection.com; aoakman@aol.com; paps@supanet.com; legonsx3@aol.com; pt.e@btopenworld.com; prestige@compwest.net.au; roisin@mmillsy.fsnet.co.uk; l_bennett@newmarket-groupco.uk; suzanne1803@blueyonder.co.uk; karob@dircon.co.uk Subject: FW: anger management] You will absolutely love this!! > When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to >take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it >out on someone you don't know. > >I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten >to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying >"Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with >Robin Carter?" Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't >believe that anyone could be so rude. > >I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed >the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I >decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered >the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. > >I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it >in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or >had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It >always cheered me up. > >When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' >calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this >is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're >familiar with our Caller ID Program?" He yelled "NO!" and slammed down >the phone. > >I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" > >One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. >Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had >patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting >for that spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his >car window, so I wrote down his number. > >A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had >his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW >asshole, too. > >I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" > >"Yes, it is." > >"Can you tell me where I can see it?" > >"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the >car's parked right out in front." > >"What's your name?" I asked. > >"My name is Don Hansen," he said. > >"When's a good time to catch you, Don?" > >"I'm home every evening after five." > >"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" > >"Yes?" > >"Don, you're an asshole." Then I hung up, and added his number to my >speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. > >But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it >used to be. So, I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1. > >"Hello." > >"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.) > >"Are you still there?" he asked. > >"Yeah," I said. > >"Stop calling me," he screamed. > >"Make me," I said. > >"Who are you?" he asked. > >"My name is Don Hansen." > >"Yeah? Where do you live?" > >"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house, with my >black Beamer parked in front." > >He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start >saying your prayers." > >I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole." > >Then I called Asshole #2. "Hello?" he said. > >"Hello, asshole," I said. > >He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." > >"You'll what?" I said. > >"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed. > >I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." > >Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived >at 1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way over there to kill >my gay lover. > >Then I called Channel 13 News about the gang war going down on West >34th Street. > >I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street. There I saw >two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad >cars, a police helicopter and a news crew. > >NOW I feel much better. Anger management really works. -- Michael Drummond (Alberta, Canada) mdrumins@supernet.ab.ca <mailto:mdrumins@supernet.ab.ca> mdrumins@yahoo.com <mailto:mdrumins@yahoo.com> Ph.: 780-922-3835 Fax: 780-922-3835 (phone first) or 780-433-7717 (attn. Chris for Michael Drummond) This e-mail transmission is intended only for the use of the person(s) to whom it is addressed and may be privileged, confidential and exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the intended recipient please do not copy or convey this message to any other person but delete this message and notify us via e-mail to stuart.kedward@theshieldguardingcompany.co.uk -- It shall be understood by the recipients that conclusions, opinions and other information contained in the above e-mail not relating to the official scope of business of The Shield Guarding Company Limited shall be deemed not to have been given or endorsed by The Shield Guarding Company Limited. -- The Shield Guarding Company Limited -- Tel: 0207 582 6975 Fax: 0207 820 0241 www.theshieldguardingcompany.co.uk Well??? Paul&Sabina ==== IRL-CAVAN Mailing List ==== For the IRL-CAVAN-L archives, go to http://archiver.rootsweb.com/th/index/IRL-CAVAN

Nothing at all - but it was a wonderful way to give spammers a good list of very valid email addresses! ie - delete all addresses on forwarded mails. John ---------------------------------- ----- Original Message ----- Sent: Tuesday, June 15, 2004 7:04 AM Subject: RE: [IRL-CAVAN] Fw: anger management] > What does this have to do with County Cavan? > -------------------> snip <--------------------