My Mum, Marion McElroy was raised Lutheran & Episcopalian and married Catholic Webber, but her Irish brogue was perfect for her favorite story... The traveling circus hit County Fermanagh. It was Sat. The day for confessions. Father Kelly's first in the booth was a gymnast from the Circus. After the confession, Father Kelly asked, "what would you be doin in the circus my boy?" "I'm a tumbler father", The priest said "Oh I've never seen a tumbler" So they stepped outside the confessional and the tumbler did two front flips, and two back flips. Mrs Oleary was next in line and saw this. She turned to Mrs Walsh and said, "If Fathas giving that for penance, I'm gonna have to go home and put me drawers on" Dick McElroy-Webber NC USA