--part1_a3.a48e2e9.26d018f4_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit In a message dated 8/18/00 11:17:23 PM Eastern Daylight Time, A89251 writes: << > > > >> >> > > >> >>> REDNECK FAMILY TREE POEM > > >> >>> > > >> >>> Many, many years ago > > >> >>> when I was twenty three, > > >> >>> I got married to a widow > > >> >>> who was pretty as could be, > > >> >>> This widow had a daughter > > >> >>> Who had hair of red. > > >> >>> My father fell in love with her, > > >> >>> And soon the two were wed. > > >> >>> > > >> >>> This made my dad my son-in-law > > >> >>> And changed my very life. > > >> >>> My daughter was my mother, > > >> >>> For she was my father's wife. > > >> >>> To complicate the matters worse, > > >> >>> Although it brought me joy, > > >> >>> I soon became the father > > >> >>> Of a bouncing baby boy......(now, it becomes > > >> >>> a little confusing > > >> >>> here......) > > >> >>> > > >> >>> My little baby then became > > >> >>> A brother-in-law to dad. > > >> >>> And so became my uncle, > > >> >>> Though it made me very sad. > > >> >>> For if he was my uncle, > > >> >>> Then that also made him brother > > >> >>> To the widow's grown-up daughter > > >> >>> Who, of course was my step-mother. > > >> >>> > > >> >>> Father's wife then had a son, > > >> >>> Who kept them on the run. > > >> >>> And he became my grandson, > > >> >>> For he was my daughter's son. > > >> >>> My wife is now my mother's mom. > > >> >>> And it surely makes me blue. > > >> >>> Because, although she is my wife, > > >> >>> She is my grandma too. > > >> >>> > > >> >>> If my wife is my grandmother, > > >> >>> Then I am her grandchild. > > >> >>> And every time I think of it, > > >> >>> It simply drives me wild. > > >> >>> For now I have become > > >> >>> The strangest case you ever saw. > > >> >>> As the husband of my grandmother, > > >> >>> I am my own grandpa!!! > > >> >>> >> --part1_a3.a48e2e9.26d018f4_boundary Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Disposition: inline Return-path: <[email protected]> From: [email protected] Full-name: A89251 Message-ID: <[email protected]> Date: Fri, 18 Aug 2000 23:17:23 EDT Subject: Fwd: Figure This one out yall ???? Ha ha ha !!! To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected] MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="part2_a3.a48e2e9.26cf5643_boundary" X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 118 --part2_a3.a48e2e9.26cf5643_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit In a message dated 8/17/00 9:27:43 PM Central Daylight Time, [email protected] writes: > > > >> >> > > >> >>> REDNECK FAMILY TREE POEM > > >> >>> > > >> >>> Many, many years ago > > >> >>> when I was twenty three, > > >> >>> I got married to a widow > > >> >>> who was pretty as could be, > > >> >>> This widow had a daughter > > >> >>> Who had hair of red. > > >> >>> My father fell in love with her, > > >> >>> And soon the two were wed. > > >> >>> > > >> >>> This made my dad my son-in-law > > >> >>> And changed my very life. > > >> >>> My daughter was my mother, > > >> >>> For she was my father's wife. > > >> >>> To complicate the matters worse, > > >> >>> Although it brought me joy, > > >> >>> I soon became the father > > >> >>> Of a bouncing baby boy......(now, it becomes > > >> >>> a little confusing > > >> >>> here......) > > >> >>> > > >> >>> My little baby then became > > >> >>> A brother-in-law to dad. > > >> >>> And so became my uncle, > > >> >>> Though it made me very sad. > > >> >>> For if he was my uncle, > > >> >>> Then that also made him brother > > >> >>> To the widow's grown-up daughter > > >> >>> Who, of course was my step-mother. > > >> >>> > > >> >>> Father's wife then had a son, > > >> >>> Who kept them on the run. > > >> >>> And he became my grandson, > > >> >>> For he was my daughter's son. > > >> >>> My wife is now my mother's mom. > > >> >>> And it surely makes me blue. > > >> >>> Because, although she is my wife, > > >> >>> She is my grandma too. > > >> >>> > > >> >>> If my wife is my grandmother, > > >> >>> Then I am her grandchild. > > >> >>> And every time I think of it, > > >> >>> It simply drives me wild. > > >> >>> For now I have become > > >> >>> The strangest case you ever saw. > > >> >>> As the husband of my grandmother, > > >> >>> I am my own grandpa!!! > > >> >>> > > >> >>> > > > >Have A Nice Day, > >Johnny Ronald R. Brand. Evansville, In. --part2_a3.a48e2e9.26cf5643_boundary Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Disposition: inline Return-Path: <[email protected]> Received: from rly-yd04.mx.aol.com (rly-yd04.mail.aol.com [172.18.150.4]) by air-yd01.mail.aol.com (v75_b3.11) with ESMTP; Thu, 17 Aug 2000 22:27:43 -0400 Received: from hotmail.com (law2-f268.hotmail.com [216.32.180.226]) by rly-yd04.mx.aol.com (v75_b3.9) with ESMTP; Thu, 17 Aug 2000 22:27:31 -0400 Received: from mail pickup service by hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Thu, 17 Aug 2000 19:27:30 -0700 Received: from 216.77.126.91 by lw2fd.hotmail.msn.com with HTTP; Fri, 18 Aug 2000 GMT X-Originating-IP: [216.77.126.91] From: "Rebecca Durall" <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Subject: Fwd: Figure This one out yall ???? Ha ha ha !!! Date: Thu, 17 Aug 2000 21:27:29 CDT Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed Message-ID: <[email protected]> X-OriginalArrivalTime: 18 Aug 2000 02:27:30.0069 (UTC) FILETIME=[DB7D1C50:01C008BB] X-Mailer: Unknown >From: "Johnny C. Jackson" <[email protected]> >To: [email protected] >Subject: Figure This one out yall ???? Ha ha ha !!! >Date: Thu, 17 Aug 2000 21:57:18 -0400 > > >> >> > >> >>> REDNECK FAMILY TREE POEM > >> >>> > >> >>> Many, many years ago > >> >>> when I was twenty three, > >> >>> I got married to a widow > >> >>> who was pretty as could be, > >> >>> This widow had a daughter > >> >>> Who had hair of red. > >> >>> My father fell in love with her, > >> >>> And soon the two were wed. > >> >>> > >> >>> This made my dad my son-in-law > >> >>> And changed my very life. > >> >>> My daughter was my mother, > >> >>> For she was my father's wife. > >> >>> To complicate the matters worse, > >> >>> Although it brought me joy, > >> >>> I soon became the father > >> >>> Of a bouncing baby boy......(now, it becomes > >> >>> a little confusing > >> >>> here......) > >> >>> > >> >>> My little baby then became > >> >>> A brother-in-law to dad. > >> >>> And so became my uncle, > >> >>> Though it made me very sad. > >> >>> For if he was my uncle, > >> >>> Then that also made him brother > >> >>> To the widow's grown-up daughter > >> >>> Who, of course was my step-mother. > >> >>> > >> >>> Father's wife then had a son, > >> >>> Who kept them on the run. > >> >>> And he became my grandson, > >> >>> For he was my daughter's son. > >> >>> My wife is now my mother's mom. > >> >>> And it surely makes me blue. > >> >>> Because, although she is my wife, > >> >>> She is my grandma too. > >> >>> > >> >>> If my wife is my grandmother, > >> >>> Then I am her grandchild. > >> >>> And every time I think of it, > >> >>> It simply drives me wild. > >> >>> For now I have become > >> >>> The strangest case you ever saw. > >> >>> As the husband of my grandmother, > >> >>> I am my own grandpa!!! > >> >>> > >> >>> > >Have A Nice Day, >Johnny >Fax # 775 890 4620 > ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com --part2_a3.a48e2e9.26cf5643_boundary-- --part1_a3.a48e2e9.26d018f4_boundary--