This was sent to me and thought to share it with other listers. BJ in AZ SOUTHERN BUS DRIVER Date: Sat, 5 Feb 2000 12:49:43 EST A bus driver is conducting a tour of famous Civil War battle sites. "Here," he points out at one spot, "is where the Southern troops routed a whole regiment of Yankees. Over there, the Rebs wiped out a whole platoon of Yanks. Down about a mile, there's another valley where we captured a thousand Union soldiers." A tourist says, "Didn't the North ever win a battle?" "Yes ma'am. But not while I'm driving this bus." ~~~~~