This is not the purpose of this forum so please refrain from future joke posting, thank you. ----- Original Message ----- From: <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Monday, February 03, 2003 10:49 AM Subject: [INLAWREN] Male Logic > > Subject: A MANS LOGIC > > > > >A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. > >He decides to give them each a test. He gives each woman a present of > >$5000.00 and watches to see what they do with the money. > > > >The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets > >her > >hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very > >nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more > >attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was very > >impressed. > > > >The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of > >golf > >clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As > >she > >presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on > >him > >because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. > > > >The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns > >several times the $5,000.00 and reinvests the remainder in a joint > >account. > >She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves > >him > >so much. Obviously, the man was > >impressed. > > > >The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done > >with the money, and then ... he ... very logically .. married > >the one with the largest boobs. > > > >Surely you weren't thinking men have changed. > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.449 / Virus Database: 251 - Release Date: 1/27/03 > > >