>From: "ddgx2" <[email protected]> >To: "David & Debbie Geis" <[email protected]> >Subject: Fw: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? >Date: Tue, 31 Aug 1999 16:35:16 -0700 >X-MSMail-Priority: Normal >X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.72.3110.3 > > >-----Original Message----- >From: [email protected] <[email protected]> >To: [email protected] <[email protected]>; [email protected] ><[email protected]>; [email protected] <[email protected]>; >[email protected] <[email protected]>; [email protected] ><[email protected]>; [email protected] <[email protected]>; >[email protected] <[email protected]>; [email protected] <[email protected]>; >[email protected] <[email protected]>; [email protected] <[email protected]>; >[email protected] <[email protected]>; [email protected] <[email protected]>; >[email protected] <[email protected]>; [email protected] <[email protected]>; >[email protected] <[email protected]>; [email protected] ><[email protected]>; [email protected] <[email protected]>; >[email protected] <[email protected]>; j&[email protected] ><j&[email protected]>; [email protected] <[email protected]>; [email protected] ><[email protected]>; [email protected] <[email protected]>; >[email protected] <[email protected]>; [email protected] <[email protected]>; >[email protected] <[email protected]>; [email protected] ><[email protected]>; [email protected] <[email protected]> >Date: Sunday, August 29, 1999 3:52 PM >Subject: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? > > >> >>This is just TOO good! >> >>WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? >> >>PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. >> >>THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the >>chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, >>and there was much rejoicing. >> >>COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one? >> >>L.A. POLICE DEPARTMENT: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll >>find out. >> >>RONALD REAGAN: What chicken? >> >>RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the >>chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I never have >>known any chickens. >> >>DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? >>Yes, the chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been >>told! >> >>ERNEST HEMMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. >> >>MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be >>free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. >> >>GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. >>Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good >>enough >>for us. >> >>ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. >> >>KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. >> >>SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were >>quite >>justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. >> >>RONALD REAGAN: What chicken? >> >>CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To go boldly where no chicken was gone before. >> >>FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more >>chickens have to cross before you believe it? >> >>FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned with a chicken crossing a >>road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. >> >>BILL GATES: I have just released Chicken Coop 99, which will not only >>cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and >>balance >>your checkbook --- and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating >>system. >> >>EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move >>beneath the chicken? >> >>BILL CLINTON: By your definition, I did not cross the road with ANY >>chicken, for to be chicken would mean to NOT cross, so you see, because a >>chicken did cross, it was not a chicken and that means I have nothing to >>hide whatsoever. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a >>job in New York. >> >> > >Attachment Converted: C:\INTERNET\EUDORA\David&D4.vcf >