January 4, 2000 Dear Valued Employee: Re: Vacation Pay Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months. Sincerely, Automated Payroll Processing ------------------------------------------- Submitted by "BB" __________________________________________________________ The Original Email Joke of the Day! http://www.joker.org To SUBSCRIBE to the Joke of the Day send an email to: subscribe@joker.org To UNSUBSCRIBE from the Joke of the Day, and to live the rest of your life in humorless mediocrity, *forward* this email to: unsubscribe@joker.org Or, SUBSCRIBE and UNSUBSCRIBE, at http://www.memail.com