> >>Subject: Ed Zachary Disease > >> > >> >Ed Zachary Disease > >> > > A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a > >> >date > >> > > > >> > > or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have > >> >something > >> > > > >> > > wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of > >> > > > >> > > the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. > >> > > > >> > > Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take > >> > > > >> > > off all your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now , get > >> >down > >> > > > >> > > and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman > >> > > > >> > > did as she was instructed. > >> > > > >> > > Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to > >> > > > >> > > me." > >> > > > >> > > As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy > >> > > > >> > > bad. You haf Ed Zachary Diseaz. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you > >> >not > >> > > > >> > > haf sex or dates." > >> > > > >> > > The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed > >> > > > >> > > Zachary Disease?" > >> > > > >> > > Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied:"Ed Zachary Disease is when > >> > > > >> > > your face look Ed Zachary like your ass." >