Judy ----- Original Message ----- From: cr<mailto:legg51@consolidated.net> To: MARIE ACOSTA<mailto:PRINCESA_MARIE@HOTMAIL.COM> ; JUDY RICKETT<mailto:MARYRICKETT4@MSN.COM> ; JO/LARRY<mailto:JOALEGG@AOL.COM> ; JAMES BEARD<mailto:JPHITEC1@FRONTIERNET.NET> ; HELEN GASS<mailto:RETTCH94@AOL.COM> ; ED/KATHY TIGGER<mailto:EDKAT81@HOTMAIL.COM> ; DEE 39<mailto:DEE39@HOTMAIL.COM> ; ALICE<mailto:SEE_YA_AZ_2@YAHOO.COM> Sent: Saturday, March 20, 2004 3:44 PM Subject: Fw: pretty funny > > > > 1. "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said > > the teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came > > down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad > > aside to correct him. "Do you know what pregnant > > means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy > > confidently. "It means carrying a child." > > > > 2. One morning, a grandmother was surprised by her 7 > > year old grandson. He had made her coffee. She drank > > what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When > > she got to the bottom, there were three of those > > little green army men in the cup. She said, "Honey, > > what are the army men doing in my coffee?" Her > > grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV -'The > > best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.'" > > > > 3. Susie asked her Sunday School class to draw > > pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was > > puzzled by Jimmy's picture, which showed four people > > on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was > > meant to represent. "The flight to Egypt," said Jimmy. > > "I see. And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby > > Jesus," Ms. Susie said, "But who's the fourth person?" > > "Oh, that's Pontius-The-Pilot." > > > > 4. An exasperated mother, whose son was always > > getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you > > expect to get into heaven?" The boy thought it over > > and said, "Well, I'll just run in and out and in and > > out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, > > "For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in, or stay out." > > > > 5. A nursery school teacher was delivering a station > > wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck > > zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire > > truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started > > discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep > > crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said another, > > "he's just for good luck." A third child brought he > > argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said > > firmly, "to find the fire hydrant." > > > > 6. Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother > > smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, > > Mommy?" he said. "To make myself beautiful," said his > > mother, who then began removing the cream with a > > tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Johnny, "Giving up?" > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > > Fast. Reliable. Get MSN 9 Dial-up - 3 months for the price of 1! > > (Limited-time Offer) > http://click.atdmt.com/AVE/go/onm00200361ave/direct/01/<http://click.atdmt.com/AVE/go/onm00200361ave/direct/01/> > > >