Totally OT , but irresistible... The French humorist Alphonse Allais (late 19th century) had a lovely story about going to London and finding the English most peculiar. He couldn't understand why they named all their public squares and railway stations after famous defeats... Waterloo, Trafalgar... :-[ Lovely man, well worth a read. Some of his stuff has been translated by Miles Kington, look out for it. ATB Peter