A kindergarten teacher had a pupil tell her that he had found a frog. She inquired whether it was alive or dead. "Dead." she was informed. "How do you know?" she asked. "Because I pissed in his ear." said the child innocently. "You did WHAT?" squealed the teacher in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst'. He didn't move." __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Kick off your party with Yahoo! Invites. http://invites.yahoo.com/