What did you do today?... One afternoon a man came home from work to find total > > mayhem > > > in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, > > > > >playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the > front > > > yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front > door > > > to > > > > >the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had > > > been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. * In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon > > > channel, And the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food > was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay > > under > > > the table and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and > > more Piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or > > that something serious had happened. He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in > the > > > bed > > > > >in Her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here > > > today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and ask me what in the world did I do today?" "Yes" was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."