>>> WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER - (the actual AP headline) >>> >> > >>> >> >Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her >>> >> >in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick >>> >> >up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her >>> >> >car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with >>> >> >both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had >>> >> >been at the store for a while became concerned and walked >>> >> >over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, >>> >> >and she looked very strange. >>> >> >He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd >>> >> >been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her >>> >> >brains in for over an hour. The man called the >>> >> >paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were >>> >> >locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her >>> >> >head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad >>> >> >of >>> >> >bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit >>> >> >canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that >>> >> >sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the >>> >> >back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, >>> >> >she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She >>> >> >initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her >>brains >>> >> >in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. >>> >> > >>> >> > >>> >> >