Money It can buy a House But not a Home It can buy a Bed But not Sleep It can buy a Clock But not Time It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge It can buy you a Position But not Respect It can buy you Medicine But not Health It can buy you Blood But not Life So you see money isn't everything. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering... so send me all your money and I will suffer for you. A truer Friend than me you will never find. CASH ONLY PLEASE.