> >>FYI and enjoy! >>1. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. >> >>2. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. >> >>3. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. >> >>4. I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of >>my face. >> >>5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. >> >>6. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. >> >>7. A closed mouth gathers no feet. >> >>8. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. >> >>9. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. >> >>10. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. >> >>11. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. >> >>12. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. >> >>13. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. >> >>14. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. >> >>15. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist >>change places. >> >>16. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. >> >>17. Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it. >> >>18. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. >> >>19. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. >> >>20. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to >>a garage makes you a mechanic. >> >>21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a >>mistake when you make it again. >> >>22. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. >> >>23. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real >>world. >> >>24. I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when >>I'm in the bathroom. >> >>25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never >>cease to be amused. >> > > > >