> A fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what > he had. He said, "Shingles." > > So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him > to have a seat. > > Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had. He > said, "Shingles." > > So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told > him to wait in the examining room. > > A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, > "Shingles." > > So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, > told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. > > A short while later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, > "Shingles." > > The doctor said, "Where?" > > He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?" > >