QUARANTINED! for GENEALOGY FEVER The inhabitants of this place have been stricken with GENEALOGY FEVER, a deadly infectious disease. SYMPTOMS: Note papers stuffed in pockets and files; heart palpitations at the sight of gravestones and old trunks filled with letters; bloodshot eyes from excessive microfilm exposure; erratic speech patterns punctuated with pilgrims and princes; cold sweat upon the arrival of the mail. INCURABLE!