I'm not always a fan of Internet humor but we've all visited a cemetery in search of a loved one. (Or wondered when we got there just where "Patrick" was.) Here's one way to clean up a cemetery (from another list): An item from The New York Times, Sunday, November 2, 1997, page 33, "Metropolitan Diary," by Ron Alexander: "Dear Diary: An older friend, recently returned from her home town in North Carolina, says they've spruced up the churchyard cemetery since her last visit several years back. "Lots of new greenery," she said. "And families are together now." "Together?" I asked, puzzled. "Well, years ago they never much worried where they buried someone because everyone was a neighbor anyhow. They'd just dig a grave wherever it seemed to balance things. But they've redone it so people are with their children and grandchildren, instead of scattered." "You mean they exhumed all those people and buried them?" "Oh no," she said. "They just shifted the headstones. Everyone agrees it looks ever so much nicer." --Dick Ross