>From the churchyard at Marnhull near Sturminster Newton in Dorset we found this inscription "Here under this stone Lie Ruth and John Who smoked all his life And so did his wife. And now there's no doubt But their pipes are both out Be it said without joke That life is but smoke; Though we live to fourscore 'Tis a whiff and no more." If anybody finds a good and humorous one why not share it But must be Hampshire if possible chris