There are, Pam, a number of stones in the States that bear the inscription "I told you I was sick" of which the most visited is probably that of B Pearl Roberts a well-known hypochondriac of Key West. We are thinking of a visit to the Everglades of the Keys next year and that would be on our list. Spike Milligan's epitaph was"I told you I was ill" I believe that to satisfy the Chichester Diocese it was translated in Gaelic and now reads "Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite" I recall a cemetery on the New Hampshire/Vermont border that contained a stone which simply read "Gone to meet those who have gone before" Not amusing in itself, but in this case, four wives had pre-deceased him and were buried along side him. I leave the greeting that he received to your imagination David